Gears Of War 4 Xbox One S (Un)Boxing
I discovered recently that morons on the internet enjoy ‘boxing’ new consoles when they get them. While I can understand this – who doesn’t like a good old duelling of fists – I was perturbed because most of these videos were being done by nerds. Nerds don’t box. Nerds just wave their hands around like they’re trying (and failing) to win at The Crystal Maze.
So. Here’s my attempt instead…